*RECORD SCRATCH* *FREEZE FRAME*: GIVE IT A LIGHT NOVEL TITLE

Hope everyone’s enjoying their day! I was tagged by the sweet KS Blogs in this fun tag and if you still haven’t read their titles, please do check the post I linked. The only long titled novel I’m familiar with is Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru; which perfectly qualifies as an example. However, I only watched the anime version and have never read any light novels before but I gave it a shot anyway. Let’s take a look at the rules I successfully Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V’ed.

Rules

1. Choose up to five anime, manga or visual novel series that have a short title
   • Light novels that have shorter titles (Date A Live for example) are also allowed.

2. Give these series a new title based on those classic overly long Light Novels we love!
3. If someone has already picked a series you wanted. It’s OK! Let’s see your own take on the title!
4. Link back to the original post so I can read people’s suggestions, I’d love to read everyone’s ideas.
5. Include Give it a Light Novel title in your tags so everyone including myself can find them all easily.
6. Nominate around 1-6 bloggers.

My contribution to this tag lies on the blurred line between a novel title and short -crack- summary but here is my attempt at being funny…….

JIBAKU SHOUNEN HANAKO-KUN

What Happens in the Toilet, I Wish it Would’ve Stayed in the Toilet
– instead, the whole school got involved –

KITSUTSUKI TANTEIDOKORO

I May Be Your Average, Dime a Dozen D*ckhead but Wait ‘Till You Hear My Sick Rhymes and Criminal Case Inductions

FUGOU KEIJI: BALANCE UNLIMITED

Fellas, Is It Gay to Pay 3M$ for Info from the Suspect You’re Interrogating Together with Your New Best Buddy Just So You Can Leave Early and Have Dinner Together?

(Wait, this is a whole fanfiction prompt….)

THE GOD OF HIGH SCHOOL

Do We Need to Sweat Out Our Frustrations and Fight Everyone or Do We Need a Good Therapist and Some Friends?

GINTAMA

If You Think We’re Taking This as a Competıtıon Who’s Gonna Turn Out the Freakiest, You’re Onto Something

Here are my nominations (please don’t feel obligated to do it):
* Anime Everything Online
* WCRobinson

While I’m at it, gonna give myself a pat on the shoulder for … whatever this was.

As for the upcoming schedule; my manga cover Tuesday is on its way. I am also preparing for a BL challenge. I love doing challenges because someone as haphazard as me writing consistently? That’s a hurdle right there. I deleted an already completed 30-day one to start anew. Given that I love BL and want to write on it, I bet it’ll be fun to take this on! Wishing you all a healthy and happy day. Until my next post~

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